Mr. Slime

Appearance

Ezekiel Slime, better known as the charismatic Mr. Slime, is actually a philanthropic billionaire of high prestige. He isn't a human, but a green slime entity, which holds itself into a human shape for unknown purpose. He has a long pipe hat (Like that of Abraham Lincoln) and a headset with which he can connect to speakers at live events. He wears a dapper suit with a yellow bow tie. ''Absolutely nothing negative occurs around him and he is incapable of doing any wrong. Mr. Slime can do no wrong''. If you believe otherwise, you are in grave danger.

Biography

Little is known about the early life of Mr. Slime. He appeared from seemingly nowhere. He has confirmed his age is 26, however. At some point, he built an entire business out of his famous Slime Sandwiches, becoming a massive multimillionaire. ''Mr. Slime's business empire was built by completely legitimate means. Mr. Slime is the perfect philanthropist. Mr. Slime cannot be looked into any further.''

Looking into Mr. Slime's history poses extreme risk ''there is nothing else to look into. Mr. Slime has no negative connotations whatsoever.''

Powers

Mr. Slime is capable of altering his own body mass, increasing or decreasing his pH, regenerating rapidly, and removing portions of his own body for use as acid weapons, but besides this only has the general capabilities of a human. Any information spread about Mr. Slime or Slime Co. that can be perceived as negative or harmful to the corporation will be tracked and the perpetrator silenced by Sh