LOAF

Loaf, is the result of Experiment #1205 that was conducted by Techno over a one month period is Experiment Room #5.

The experiment was conducted as follows:

[The following has been copied for a series of lab reports recorded by Techno]

Experiment #1205

Experiment: Teleportation of Bread

Purpose of Experiment: Inspired by TF2's "Teleporting Bread" incident, I have decided I would like to perform a similar experiment by teleporting the same loaf of bread for a month straight, nonstop.

Details: Two teleporters will be set up in Experiment Room #5. They will be connect to each other, a SA Power Generator, a counter, technical calendar, and emergency shut off switch. One loaf of bread will be used for the experiment.

Execution: I have placed the two teleporters in the room, and hooked both up to the SA Power Generator. The counter, to count number of teleports the bread goes through, has been hooked up to one teleporter. The technical calendar, has been set next to the set up to count the number of days, and hooked up to the generator to cut power from the set up one a month has been completed.

I have tested the set up by throwing a sandwich through the set up. It worked perfectly. I have reset all timers and placed the loaf of bread on a teleporter.

I have started the set up.

The bread teleports, then sits for 5 seconds and gets teleported again. I will leave this be, lock the room, and check in once and awhile to see how things are going.

[10 days later]

I was in the area and decided to check on things. The bread is still being teleported. I can see what appears to be green growths, or a form of fungi forming on parts of the loaf. The set up continues to work perfectly, so I will continue till the end of the month.

[15 days later]

We experienced a power outage in the area of the experiment room. The experiment was unaffected due to the cycle of teleportations continuing to rise, though, I currently can not see into the room due to the window being closed off as a form of security measures set off by the outage. Will attempt to re-open the windows at some point.

[20 days later]

After the outage was fixed, and the windows were opened, I found that the loaf had been rotated from it's original position. Unsure if this was happening gradually from being teleported, if the window's security door shutting hard shook it between teleports, or if it has gained as form of movement, but regardless, it's moved, changed color, and between the sounds of the teleporters, I feel as though I can hear alien sounds. I fear what will happen once the teleportations stop, but I will deal with that when the time comes.

[25 days later]

It has legs.

It just stands there

Menacingly

It doesn't move, it doesn't glow, it no longer changes color, but it has  LEGS .

In five days, the cycle will stop, and it will be free to move around the room. I don't know if it is sentient, or if it's just a loaf of bread with legs, but I know for a fact I'm bringing my Stun Gun with me to either stun the thing, or vaporize it.

[30 days later]

I have a pet now.

I was waiting outside the room for the cycle to stop, once it did, I waited for 5 minutes, then went in once I didn't hear anything. For a second, it just stood there, bouncing up and down on it's legs, then, it "looked" around the room, and slowly crawled off the set up. Either it didn't notice me at first, or it knew to stay away at first, but either way it walked around the room the came up to me slowly, and sat down. It didn't move for about a minute, then it stood back up and walked to a tray that was laying on a counter, (it managed to climb), and sat down in the tray. I took the opportunity to pick up the tray and rush to my main science lab and put it in an enclosure.

[35 days later (Post-experiment)]

I have outfitted Loaf's enclosure to be a good habitat for bread (never in 1 thousand years will I say that again), It has a heat lamp to provide all vitamins that are provided by the sun, many locations for Loaf to "hide", a small waterfall to provide constant running/flowing water, as well as a small door where I can give him food.

If anything out of the ordinary takes place involving Loaf, I will add onto his creature file, but I don't see that happening. He's a loaf of bread. What much can he do?